New Jersey Traffic Ticket

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Male Speaker1:  Hey you don’t move.

Male Speaker2:  Oh hey what’s up officer?

Male Speaker1:  I want to have a word with you.

Male Speaker2:  Someone in trouble don’t worry I can handle it.  I am a super hero.

Male Speaker1:  Someone didn’t trouble all right do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?

Male Speaker2:  Excuse me.

Male Speaker1:  Now don’t play naïve with me buddy.  I have been chasing up you for six blocks now.  I am no mood for any gates.

Male Speaker2:  Sorry got that officer but what can I do for you?

Male Speaker1:  You can stay [Inaudible] I take care of this.

Male Speaker2:  What are you doing?

Male Speaker1:  Writing your ticket.  Now give me your license.

Male Speaker2:  For what?

Male Speaker1:  Speeding now give me your license.

Male Speaker2:  Speeding dude I am a flash just like super power that’s what I do.

Male Speaker1:  Yeah I saw that when you exceeded the speed limit like 275 miles an hour.  [Inaudible] speed limit is around here?

Male Speaker2:  Kidding right?

Male Speaker1:  25 the speed limit is 25 I got at 300 miles an hour and a 25 zone, cop in the [Inaudible] that would let you off in offense like that now license if you please.

Male Speaker2:  I have got legal here this is my just asleep membership card.

Male Speaker1:  You have an address where you can be reached?

Male Speaker2:  Yes… yes now we well get somewhere I [Inaudible] officer I was on foot there is no what that can be a legal.

Male Speaker1:  300 in a 25 buddy?  I don’t [Inaudible] if you were crawling [Inaudible] I don’t know rescue you out here in now.

Male Speaker2:  What is it officer I am the flash don’t tell me you have never heard of the flash I can care of less the [Inaudible] fastest male alive.  Oh come on officer for Christ sake I am a member of Justice League have you heard of them?

Male Speaker1:  [Inaudible].

Male Speaker2:  Call me [Inaudible] central [Inaudible] they will tell you what.

Male Speaker1:  In case you haven’t you are not in central city by the way your license has expired here welcome to [Inaudible].